Archive for September, 2007

Bees

Posted in Work on September 29, 2007 by irrational

So, I’ve already shared the experiences with various “critters” at my work.  I have since learned that there is a family of mice who live in the bushes outside of my room.  I have learned to like the spiders because they make webs that catch and kill the nasty big roaches in my room.  I don’t clean up the webs and have left a dead roach in a web as a warning sign to any other roaches that think about wandering my room.  We are not allowed to spray any sort of insecticide in our rooms for fear of the children being allergic.  When the principal was approached about the district taking care of it, he explained that the school has to be free of students for 3 days after a spray so that the air can clear.  Apparently the district did not think the nearly 3 months of summer was long enough to take care of the problem.  So in the meantime, I went to the store and bought the roach motels for large roaches…yeah, they are not big enough for my roaches to fit inside, but I keep them just to make myself feel a little better.  Since this lack of supplies was not helping my roach genocide, I have since enlisted students to come in the morning and take care of my problem for me.  One student wanted to pick up the roach with his bare hands…ew!  Luckily, these students do not mind helping, in fact, I think they pride themselves in being my little heroes.

Now, on to the topic of this post:  bees.  We have a major bee issue, and I mean major.  There are easily SWARMS of bees on my campus.  They all tend to hang out in the lunch area by all of the trashcans.  When I walk across the lunch area to get to the staff room, I easily run into 10-12 bees a day, and that’s while trying to avoid the trash cans.  A student was stung all over his head the other day when a swarm of them decided to attack his head.  On subsequent days, he was afraid to go to lunch and was allowed to eat in his counselor’s office.  After a few days, she encouraged him to go back to lunch.  He agreed, and sure enough, a swarm came toward him again.  He freaked out and started screaming and was sent to the counselor’s office again.  Now, if you were the parent of this child, what would you do?  If it were my child, I’m thinking the school would be closed for three days to freaking exterminate all of these suckers!  Part of me wants one of the “more involved” parents to become aware of the issue so that it gets taken care of because apparently nothing is going to happen otherwise.  Oh, and need I remind you that I am in So. Cal, where the freaking scary African bees are?!

A Monday meme

Posted in Work on September 25, 2007 by irrational

I should do something responsible, but instead I feel like this meme from Tense Teacher.

1. How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
7.  Definitely not enough to properly face Monday.
2. Are you content with your life?
For the most part.  There are always things that can be better though.

3. Whom do you trust the most?
Me.  I’m a control freak and have a hard time trusting anyone else for anything.

4. Would you change anything about your life right now?
I would exercise more and spend more time taking care of my house.

5. Are you in a relationship, and if so, with whom?
Married to my wonderful hunny bunny :)

6. Whom was your last relationship with?
Before the husband?!  This stupid man whom I was almost idiotic enough to marry.

7. Are you a virgin?
Not since my wedding night.

8. How many times have you done illegal drugs?
Never.  I never thought it was a bright idea, and the fear tactic worked fairly well on me.

9. What were your grades like in school?
All As.  I got a B once in Honors Algebra II my freshman year of high school.

10. Next time you’re going to get drunk?
I don’t really plan that out, and I’m not often a large fan of alcohol.

11. Would you hook up with any of your exes again?
Since I promised to love my husband forever…no!

12. Do you think you are intelligent?
Who doesn’t think of themselves as intelligent?

14. Time you woke up today?
5:00

15. Is your hair dyed? Do you want to dye it?
It’s dyed but mostly washed/grown out.  I just darken it a bit on occasion.

16. Are any of your friends pregnant?
3 actually.  I work at a regular old baby factory.
17. Worst habit?
Not taking time for people.

18. Current annoyance?
School.

19. What are you most procrastinating?
Faxing in some stupid paperwork for a loan assumption.

20. Are you easily irritated?
Unfortunately, yes.

21. Has anyone ever wanted to fight you?
I don’t think so.

22. How many people have you kissed this summer?
Just the husband :) .

23. Current job?
7th-grade math teacher

24. Do you have any bugbites?
Not right now. I’m extra allergic to mosquito bites, so I try very hard to avoid them.  They easily last over a month on me and leave horrible scars.

25. Do you tell your parents everything?
Heck no!  I don’t have a great relationship with my parents.  They live next door and already know more than they need to.

I put my foot in my mouth…again…

Posted in Work on September 24, 2007 by irrational

So, this post may make some of you think I’m offensive, and sometimes I am, but I’d like to share my thoughts.  At our math department meeting last week, our department chair was handing out all of the goodies she bought for us with categorical funds.  It was like Christmas for the math teachers.  We each got 2 sets of dominoes, a class set of playing cards, 40 white boards with markers and erasers, 3 content specific posters, 35 safety compasses, a stopwatch, and some other stuff.  We also inventoried all of the items she has in her room we can check out.  While we were playing with all of our new toys, one of the first years commented that she doesn’t think the kids will really like using the white boards.  We informed her that all of the kids really loved using them.  Then she said all of her kids were really low, slow, and she wasn’t sure she could trust them with anything.  I replied:  “No, my ghetto kids from last year loved that activity the most.  They really take good care of the stuff because they want to be able to use it again.”  My principal replied:  “Mrs. A, we don’t refer to the children as ghetto.”  My friend tried to save me from getting in trouble by replying:  “The low kids really like to use them.”  The problem with this…I didn’t mean the low kids.  I truly meant the ghetto ones.  Principal is a good friend of mine, so I didn’t really get in trouble, he just wanted me to use a different adjective.  I understood this, but I also didn’t think it was really a big deal.  I didn’t say it to parents or students, and I didn’t in any way mean it to be a racial or socio-economic label…I plain old meant ghetto.  I’ve had ghetto kids who were rich and poor and all different skin colors.  I do understand that this is not a professional way to talk and would never do so outside of the small department meeting I was in.  So, I’m telling you all of this just to share my story.  I’m not begging for forgiveness or repenting for my poor choice of words, just reflecting on the incident.

In other news, draft 1 of my thesis has been accepted and I get to take a break for 2 weeks while my committee reads!  Yay!  In the meantime, I get to finish some classwork for my last class ever!  This is very exciting!

Smoothe Sailing

Posted in Work on September 16, 2007 by irrational

Well, I started this blog at the end of last year because I was desperate for some anonymous yet helpful support for my teaching career.  Last year was…well..hell for me, pretty much from day 1.  This year seems to be quite different.  School has been in session for three weeks.  Every single one of my classes has an average of 90% or higher, none of my students are failing, and we’ve had two quizzes and a test already.  No, this does not mean I’m grading too easy.  In fact, I think I’m one of the harder graders on my campus.  Our 7th-grade class came in at over 50% proficient, and it’s really showing.  Part of me is terrified because if their scores don’t go up this year, then I’m a total loser.  Our 7th-grade went down 2% last year, but we had some really rough kids.  We’ll see.  For now, things are looking up :)

Blogroll Issues

Posted in Work on September 16, 2007 by irrational

Well, I haven’t posted in a week, and I didn’t expect this to be my topic of discussion, but WHERE DID MY BLOGROLL GO?!  My teacher links have disappeared and I am very disturbed.  I live in the dark ages and don’t use an RSS feed or anything to see when you all have updated your pages.  Instead, I click on each link individually.  If my links are not accessible, where are they?  You are all still in my dashboard…I think I may pretend this didn’t happen and hope they reappear by tomorrow.